Autocorrect Is Creepy

I get that autocorrect can’t be perfect but it is still quite strange. Strange as in what words it has in its arsenal.

It’s completely non-productive that it does not include the days of the week.

It’s irritating that it tries to substitute “duck” for, well… You know.

And it’s extremely creepy that when I type “fetish” it wants to change it to “fetus”.