I getting that Nick Cage, “Bringing Out The Dead” feeling. Eyes burning, exhausted, gonna take a baseball bat to an ambulance kind of thing.
I just discovered the secret methodology to the papal elections and the white smoke…
The candidate with the least documents to burn gets elected.
“God is a comedian, playing to an audience to afraid to laugh”- Voltaire
So, as I’m waiting to be hooked up to the machine for my sleep study, I’m wondering, what happens if I get wood in the middle of the night?